Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Go ahead, blame Clinton!

Well, actually, so far I have not heard anyone state that the largest bank failure in U.S. history is actually Bill Clinton's fault... But you never know.

And on that note, I give you this joke that you've probably read before, but you may still enjoy:

Politics 101
A little girl goes to her dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'

Her Dad says, 'Well, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'

So the little girl goes off to bed thinking about what Dad said. Later that night, she hears her baby brother crying, so she gets up to check on him. She finds that the baby has soiled his diaper. So the little girl goes to her parent's room and finds her mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, she goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, she peeks in the keyhole and sees her father in bed with the nanny. She gives up and goes back to bed.


The next morning, the little girl says to her father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. 'The father says, 'good, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'

The little girl replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

Yup, that's right! God bless America!



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