Monday, October 27, 2008

Assassination Attempt Thwarted by Red-Neck In-Breeding...

This just in from Reuters moments ago. It appears that a vague assasination attempt on Senator Obama's life in Tennessee was thwarted by red-neck in-breeding: "An official from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives said police found the men in the Jackson, Tennessee area with a number of guns, including a sawed-off shotgun, in their car."

"They wanted to go to a place where they could shoot as many non-Caucasian as they could," the official said, noting that the men first planned to rob a gun dealer. "They also had a plot to assassinate Sen. Obama."

Right. And I'm sure that they would have gotten really close to him with that sawed-off shotgun... What a bunch of hill billy's.
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